Haywire

SF: Such a slow movie so don't expect constant action. All kudos to Gina Carano, I would not mess with her. The fights were nicely pulled off and the plot simple to follow but this left me with the same feelings as Hanna, a shoulder shrug and its alright. It might grow on me. 6.5/10

50 Eggs: Weird film. The lead actress is sexy and obviously talented, but the story is slow and some of the editing choices left me scratching my head. Music being played over and above sound affects, for example, just helped to keep me removed from what was going on. 4/10

DonkeyB: The woman is fit. Accurate fights, diverting. 7/10

Overall: 5.75/10

Wall Street: Money Never Sleeps

SF: this whole film was predictable, boring and unimaginative. Lacking the dark edginess of the original. Sorry but Shia LeBouf was rather dull as the lead. Not to mention it's exhaustingly long. 3/10

50 Eggs: Didn't live up to the excellent trailer. Uninspiring and Carey Mulligan is annoying. Stupid bitch. 5.5/10

DonkeyB: Bad Oliver Stone. Worse Shia theBeef. I liked the soundtrack though. Susan Sarandon (boo hiss) is in it, with her for a mother and Michael Douglas for a father figure its no wonder Mr Beef's character is off the rails. 5/10

Overall - 4.5/10