Fast 5

SF: it had everything I wanted, a half okay plot, lots of fights and guns and cars. 7/10

50 Eggs: Big surprise as this is actual pretty good! A little long and a few dead ends, but good fun and you really can smell what the Rock is cooking. 7.5/10

DonkeyB: Boring. No-one who liked cars would desecrate an original GT40 by putting in satnav. 4/10

Overall - 6.17/10

Faster

SF: I was so bored in this whole film. I found myself feeling very sorry for the Rock, his chest is so huge he can't put his arms down - watch the part of him running out of prison. 3/10

50 Eggs: The Rock is good, obviously, but not much else is. Silly bad guy. But The Rock is good. 6/10

DonkeyB: n/a

Overall: 4.5/10

The Other Guys

SF: I must have been in a good mood as I really laughed for the first hour but the last 40 mins dragged. Overall does what it sets out to - buddy cop and fun but still a bit odd. 5.5/10

50 Eggs: There are some funny bits in this, like The Rocks cameo and some extended ad libbing, but overall it seems a little bizarre. Would probably be better second time round. 5.5/10

DonkeyB: n/a

Overall -5.5/10