To all the Winners, we humbly ask that you accept our applause because we can't afford actual awards.
Best Picture:
SF: Warrior, The Deep Blue Sea, True Grit
50 Eggs: Source Code, The Ides of March, We Need To Talk About Kevin
DonkeyB: The Deep Blue Sea, We Need To Talk About Kevin, Senna
Winner: The Deep Blue Sea (Despite the lack of sharks)
Best Director:
SF: Tomas Alfredson (Tinker, Tailor, Solider, Spy), Lynne Ramsay (We Need To Talk About Kevin), George Clooney (The Ides of March)
50 Eggs: George Clooney (The Ides of March), Joe Cornish (Attack the Block), Lynne Ramsay (We Need To Talk About Kevin)
DonkeyB: Terence Davies (The Deep Blue Sea), Lynne Ramsay (We Need To Talk About Kevin), George Clooney (The Ides of March)
Winner: TIE: Lynne Ramsay (We Need To Talk About Kevin) & George Clooney (The Ides of March)
Best Actor in a Leading Role:
SF: Tom Hardy (Warrior), Dominic Cooper (The Devil's Double), Brendan Glesson (The Guard)
50 Eggs: Ryan Gosling (The Ides of March), Ezra Miller (We Need To Talk About Kevin), James Franco (127 Hours)
DonkeyB: Dominic Cooper (The Devil's Double), Gary Oldman (Tinker, Tailor, Solider, Spy), Ryan Gosling (The Ides of March)
Winner: Dominic Cooper (The Devil's Double)
Best Actor in a Supporting Role:
SF: Benedict Cumberbatch (Tinker, Tailor, Solider, Spy), Jamie Bell (The Eagle), Andy Serkis (Rise of the Planet of the Apes),
50 Eggs: Andrew Garfield (Never Let Me Go), Ryan Gosling (Crazy Stupid Love), George Clooney (The Ides of March)
DonkeyB: Andy Serkis (Tintin & Rise of the Planet of the Apes), Philip Seymour Hoffman (Moneyball), Kenneth Branagh (My Week with Marilyn)
Winner: Andy Serkis (Rise of the Planet of the Apes)
Best Actress in a Leading Role:
SF: Rachel Weisz (The Deep Blue Sea), Tilda Swinton (We Need To Talk About Kevin), Viola Davies (The Help)
50 Eggs: Tilda Swinton (We Need To Talk About Kevin), Natalie Portman (Black Swan), Abbie Cornish (Sucker Punch)
DonkeyB: Rachel Weisz (The Deep Blue Sea), Tilda Swinton (We Need To Talk About Kevin), Hailee Steinfeld (True Grit)
Winner: Tilda Swinton (We Need To Talk About Kevin)
Best Actress in a Supporting Role:
SF: Jessica Chastain (The Help), Haylee Atwell (Captain American), Octavian Williams (The Help),
50 Eggs: Jennifer Anniston (Horrible Bosses), Natalie Portman (Your Highness), Emma Watson (Harry Potter 7 Part 2),
DonkeyB: Jessica Chastain (The Help), Octavia Spencer (The Help), Alison Janey (The Help) because she's amazing.
Winner: The Help- It was a good ensemble cast so would be unfair to choose one over any other so we've decided they all get a joint award.
Best Animated Film:
SF: Tintin, Tangled, Arrietty
50 Eggs: Tangled, Tintin, Rango
DonkeyB: Tintin
Winner: Tintin
Best Cinematography:
SF: True Grit, Another Earth, Midnight in Paris
50 Eggs: Immortals, 127 Hours, Black Swan
DonkeyB: True Grit, Tree of Life, We Need To Talk About Kevin
Winner: True Grit
Best Documentary Feature:
SF: Senna, The Greatest Movie ever Sold, Turtle the Incredible Journey
50 Eggs: Senna, And er…, Senna?
DonkeyB: Senna
Winner: Senna
Best Original Score:
SF: Daft Punk (Tron Legacy), Atli Orvarsson (The Eagle), Alan Silvestri (Captain America)
50 Eggs: Daft Punk (Tron Legacy), Alan Silvestri (Captain America), Michael Giacchino (Super 8)
DonkeyB: Michael Giacchino (Super 8), Antonio pinto (Senna)
Winner: Daft Punk (Tron Legacy)
Best Visual Effects:
SF: Tron Legacy, Thor, Real Steel
50 Eggs: Immortals, Real Steal, Sucker Punch
DonkeyB: Tron Legacy, Super 8, Troll Hunter
Winner: TIE: Real Steel & Tron Legacy
Best Adapted Screenplay:
SF: We Need To Talk About Kevin, Moneyball, The Help
50 Eggs: We Need To Talk About Kevin, Money Ball, Limitless
DonkeyB: The Ides of March, Moneyball, The Deep Blue Sea
Winner: TIE (DonkeyB loves ties) We Need To Talk About Kevin & Moneyball
Best Original Screenplay:
SF: The Guard, Devil's Double, Attack the Block
50 eggs: Source Code, The Ides of March, 127 Hours*
DonkeyB: The Guard, Attack the Block, The Devil’s Double
Winner: The Guard
*Some of the choices may not be original material so this category is subject to change
**** Now some fun awards****
Most divisive film:
X-men: First Class
Tangled
Real Steel
Winner: Tangled
Worst Film:
SF: Tree of life, Drive, Green Lantern
50 Eggs: Hugo, Tree of Life, Drive
DonkeyB: Immortals, Immortals, Immortals
Winner: Tree of Life (DonkeyB still insists worst film should be Immortals)
Worst actor:
SF: Ryan Reynolds (Green Lantern), Shia LeBouf (Transformers 3: The Dark of the Moon), Nicholas Cage (Season of the Witch)
50 Eggs: The London kids in Hereafter, Jason Mamoa (Conan)
DonkeyB: Mickey Rourke (Immortal), Sasha Baron-Cohen (Hugo), The Rock (Fast 5) out acted by a car, Special mention goes to Hugh Jackman (Real Steel) out shone by a robot.
Winner: We would like to invite all nine nominees into the appropriate circle of hell for their respective crimes against cinema and our sensibilities.
Worst actress:
SF: Rachel Nichols and Rose McGowan (Conan), Jennifer Aniston (Just Go with It), Carrey Mulligan (Drive)
50 Eggs: Carrey Mulligan (Drive), no contest.
DonkeyB: Mandy Moore (Tangled), Jennifer Aniston (Horrible bosses), January Jones (X-men: First Class)
Winner: TIE Carey Mulligan & Jennifer Aniston
Most awful contribution to cinema in 2011:
SF: The Dinosaurs in Tree of life
50 Eggs: The ‘chemistry’ between Ryan Gosling and Carey Mulligan in Drive
DonkeyB: 3D
Winner: 3D - it wasn’t close, 3D is the worst thing ever, nothing else could compete.
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