Showing posts with label Natalie Portman. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Natalie Portman. Show all posts

Tuesday, November 5, 2013

Thor: The Dark World

SF: Alas not as fun as the first outing.  The effects are fine, the plot passable and the general feel all worked. Plenty of it was filmed in London, which is always going to win me over some what. I enjoyed it on the whole as the action was OK but mainly I wanted Thor to have more substance and Loki to have more screen time. Generally the main thing it lacked was drive, everything was just ok and I might have got a tad bored now and again. 6/10

50 Eggs: A complete snoozefest. I used to love these marvel films but something has gone badly wrong with them recently. This isn't as bad as Iron man 3 (and certainly not as bad as Iron man 2), but it all just feels so...inconsequential. The action is just too much fit-inducing CGI. I want to see Thor hitting things with his hammer, not a shooty laser spaceship battle. Even the poster is a rip-off of Star Wars. Try harder marvel. 5/10

DonkeyB: Bored the arse off me to be honest. Cineworld also decided to leave some lights on throughout the screening, which is very unhelpful in a normal screening, but in a 3D film is tantamount to terrorism. Its hard enough to deal with the light loss and the fact as a glasses wearer I have two pieces of material to look through without having a spotlight bright enough to follow along with the (leaden) script setting up all kinds of internal reflections between the various layers of glass on my face..... So that spoilt it. Back to the film itself, the script is terrible, only lifted when Hiddleston is on screen. A film entirely of Loki might be interesting. James Hunt battling the most boring, existentially pointless, villains in history across 9 invented parallel universes (or whatever) is incredibly not. The scenes back on earth were at least moderately impressive- the problem with the entirely green screened films I seem to spend an inordinate length of time in these days is there is no sense of scale, or drama. 3/10
Overall: 4.5/10

Wednesday, April 27, 2011

Thor


SF: I can't be impartial because I adore Thor, so naturally I loved every second of my marvel hero in the flesh. Lovely nod to Hawkeye too. 7.5/10

50 Eggs: Annoying film making where by far the best sequence of the entire film is right at the start. But apart from that its fine and nice to look at. Good to see Natalie Portman trying new things too. 7.5/10

DonkeyB: n/a

Overall - 7.5/10

Wednesday, April 13, 2011

Your Highness


SF: I was at a loss with this one- think Krull meets Pineapple Express. I still don't know if I liked it as every now and again it just went too far, so a neutral score. 5/10

50 Eggs: A weird mix of puerile comedy and sometimes quite good Fantasy. It made me laugh on occasion and would probably be a really good film to watch after a few drinks. 6/10

DonkeyB: n/a

Overall - 5.5/10

Monday, February 28, 2011

No Strings Attached

SF: Funnier than expected, not a bad plot but not wow either...okay I liked it! 6/10

50 Eggs: Weirdly good. You know exactly where its going before youve even started watching it, but its a fun ride, much like Natalie Portman appeared to be. 7.5/10

DonkeyB: I remember nothing about this movie. Was there a cup cake in it? 3/10

Overall - 5.5/10

Friday, January 21, 2011

Black Swan


SF: Ballet, ballet, ah horrific toenails breaking. Ballet, ballet, ah another horrid thing - wish I could look away. Ballet, ballet...dead. 4/10

50 Eggs: Uncomfortable viewing but a mesmerising multi-genre film nonetheless. I liked. 8/10

DonkeyB: Made me want to die. Better than Tree of Life but gets worse mark out of ten anyway because I'm eccentric. 2/10

Overall - 4.6/10