Wednesday, March 14, 2012

John Carter

SF: This did what it said on the tin. A standard fun, action adventure. Alright for a Sunday afternoon in front of the TV with your slippers on but for the cinema? Well it was pretty long so my patience was running a bit thin. The 3D was unnoticeable (but I've already ranted about that on my main blog). I wasn't expecting a plot, this isn't Shakespeare but this was alright. On the whole rather average so 5/10.

50 Eggs: It's not often I get to say 'Attack of the Clones did it better', but that certainly applies to this film. The trailers looked amazing but it turns out that the action is as humdrum as the story. 100 years in the making apparently. I could've waited longer. 5.5/10

DonkeyB: n/a

Overall: 5.25/10

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